What the life of man is like in the state of nature according to Thomas Hobbes. I had to make minor modifications to the code (renaming a variable from A3 to A33), but this is entirely from http://oomlout.com/LEDMS including the wiring. I am impressed that I managed to wire it all up correctly first time, though. Hobbes's life was none of these things, of course.
Here are buried the bones of Thomas Hobbes of Malmesbury who for many years served the two Earls of Devonshire, father and son. A sound man and well known at home and abroad for the renown of his learning. He died in the year of our lord 1679 on the 4th day of the month of December in the 91st year of his age.